It’s twelve degrees North of Hopeless, and a few degrees south of Freezing to Death.”in the very first line, you know I’m going to like you. I mean, when you’ve got snark like:“This is Berk.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III - Obviously, Hiccup is my fave, and has been my fave since his opening monologue. Adjusting to life with her and Stoick while also adjusting to his prosthetic after losing his leg in the accident that killed his ‘dad’ and ‘father’ (They prefered two different names to decrease any confusion when he was a toddler) at only 14 years old, Hiccup has to learn to live with this new family, go to a new school in a different town-a small town called Berk much different from the city like county his dads lived in-and get through the loss of his parents all at the same time. After all, she didn’t raise him, she was the one who carried him, but she wasn’t his ‘mother’ figure, he always had two dads, no mom. After Hiccup’s dads die in some sort of accident Valka and her husband Stoick take Hiccup in, having always been like an aunt and uncle to him, but when he finds out there’s a reason he feels such a connection to her he’s shocked and a part of him wishes she’d told him but another part completely understands her reasoning. Hiccup always knew Valka but never knew she was the one who gave birth to him. The woman who carried the baby, after having the medical procedure to fertilize the egg with the sperm of one of Hiccup’s dads of course (Hiccup never knew who his ‘biological’ dad was), is Valka, Hiccup’s biological ‘mother’. I’m thinking about writing a modern AU where Hiccup was born to a family of two married husbands who know the woman who carried their baby for them and are very close friends with her.

Gobber i believe in learning on the job